i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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