i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We don't watch enough power rangers
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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