I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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