Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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