I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You left your underwear on the fireplace
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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