I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
babies were throwing up all over the place
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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