if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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