He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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