1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
