Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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