out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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