He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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