I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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