Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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