How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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