hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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