Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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