now i know why i became what i already was.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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