By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i now understand why vodka
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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