I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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