your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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