that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
