That's intense
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
do nipples grow back?
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