The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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