Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Drunk is not a location!
We smell like vodka and hangover
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
