Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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