I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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