:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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