I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
