So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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