The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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