Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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