Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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