are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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