if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
