you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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