his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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