THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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