Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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