Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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