Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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