Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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