We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
