Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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