Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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