I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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