Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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