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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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