This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
bring money and cleavage
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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