No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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