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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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