Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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