My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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