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• (410): View more from Maryland

  To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...

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• (305): View more from Florida

  my head looks like a cockatoo

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  mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom

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• (415): View more from California

  i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.

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  I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you fail at everything in life besides blacking out

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.

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• (949): View more from California

  I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!

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