I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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